Things I'm Too Stupid To Do

I think I am an average guy, intelligent and capable of making many decisions for myself but here is a short list of things I am too stupid to do:

1. I'm too stupid to choose what type of light bulb I should use in my home.
2. I'm too stupid to decide what types of coverage I want or need in my health insurance.
3. I'm too stupid to determine how much I will pay for my own health insurance throughout my life.
4. I'm too stupid to plan for my future and retirement.
   
5. I'm too stupid to determine how much money I give to help others in need.
6. I'm too stupid to decide who to give that money to and trust them to do the most with it to help people.
7. I'm too stupid to decide what kind of food to eat.
8. I'm too stupid to decide what kind of water heater to use.
9. I'm too stupid to decide what kind of toilet I have in my bathroom.
10. I'm too stupid to decide where my child goes to school.
11. I'm too stupid to decide if I should loan money to someone who cannot afford to pay it back.
12. I'm too stupid to decide if patrons of my restaurant can smoke or not.
13. I'm too stupid to decide how much the job I am giving this person is actually worth.
14. I'm too stupid to determine a loan has bad terms and I should not do business with this company.
15. I'm too stupid to decide how much to pay the guy who runs my company based on his performance.
    
16. I'm too stupid to decide when my child should be taught about sex.
17. I'm too stupid to decide whether or not my child should be given a condom.
    
18. I'm too stupid to decide what kind of car to drive with things like:
    
    • How many miles per gallon should my car get?
    • Do I want 10 airbags?
    • Do I want anti-lock brakes?
    • Can I afford all of these things?
      

This is a very short list of hundreds of things I am too stupid to do. I never thought of myself as a stupid man, but I am slowly learning. So why do I think this way? Honestly, I don't. The federal government thinks I am too stupid to do these things on my own without them telling me what I WILL do, like it or not.

New things I will be too stupid to decide under an Obama presidency with a democrat controlled congress:

1. I will be too stupid to decide which doctor I want to see. Universal (really Socialist) Health Care will choose your doctor and, if it is anything like Hillary Clinton's proposal, will put you in jail if you try to see a private doctor.
   
2. I might be too stupid to decide what size house I should have. Proposals by some democrats in congress want to limit the size house YOU can have. Proposals that will not see the light of day until there is a democrat in the white house who would approve such a measure.
   
3. I will be too stupid to decide how much I am willing to pay for a gallon of gasoline. Proposed price controls and windfall profits taxes will keep the price down artificially and cause huge lines for gasoline. The same thing these identical policies did in the 1970s.
   
4. I will be too stupid to decide if I want mental health coverage in my insurance policy. This will be a requirement in your company health policy until the socialist health system can be passed whether you need it or not. Much like the requirement that every woman have maternity coverage, no matter how old or whether she can have children or not. Like all unfunded mandates, it will raise the cost of coverage for everyone, stress .
   
5. I will be too stupid to determine it is time to foreclose on the guy I loaned money to is not going to pay me back so I can get back what I put in. The proposed "moratorium on foreclosures" will stress banks further and cause even more bank failures. It is also a very scary proposal that literally takes the companies' contracts and makes them "null and void". Other types of companies will fear the government will do the same with them so they will tighten up their requirements and really give us a credit squeeze.
   

Again, this is a very short list of the new things I will be stupid to do under an Obama presidency with a democrat controlled congress. I would like to keep listing more and more, but fortunately I'm not too stupid to decide I would rather do some other things today.

Get out there and vote, but make sure you decide how stupid you want the government to think you are before you press the buttons on the voting machine.